Larry the Cable Guy: Judged!

Seriously. Gigantic. Douche. Bag.

Ronald Weasley: Judged!

What a baby. Harry should've gotten the girl.

Paris Hilton: Judged!

Actually, kind of a nice girl. Once you get to know her.

George Lucas: Judged!

Lolz! Look at that neck!

Baywatch: Judged!

This a tough one. On the one hand, the theme song is boss. On the other hand, the girl from Charles in Charge isn't on it anymore. Ultimately, terrible show. But the Hoff is rocking that jacket like a mutherfucker.

Soundgarden: Judged!

More like Black Hole Suck. Right? Get it?

The Joker: Judged!

He killed Robin! What a jerk-store!!!

Rudy Huxtable: Judged!

More annoying than cute.

Joan Rivers: Judged!

Interviewed Pee Wee Herman. Can't be all bad, I guess.

Richard Nixon: Judged!

Richard Nixon is a fat-faced buffoon. He will literally be found guilty of buffoonery. Ask me about it in 1987. It'll happen.