Thursday, September 3, 2009

Larry the Cable Guy: Judged!

Seriously. Gigantic. Douche. Bag.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ronald Weasley: Judged!

What a baby. Harry should've gotten the girl.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Paris Hilton: Judged!

Actually, kind of a nice girl. Once you get to know her.

Wednesday, May 19, 1999

George Lucas: Judged!

Lolz! Look at that neck!

Friday, February 14, 1997

Baywatch: Judged!

This a tough one. On the one hand, the theme song is boss. On the other hand, the girl from Charles in Charge isn't on it anymore. Ultimately, terrible show. But the Hoff is rocking that jacket like a mutherfucker.

Monday, June 27, 1994

Soundgarden: Judged!

More like Black Hole Suck. Right? Get it?

Saturday, January 28, 1989

The Joker: Judged!

He killed Robin! What a jerk-store!!!

Thursday, March 12, 1987

Rudy Huxtable: Judged!

More annoying than cute.

Thursday, October 9, 1986

Joan Rivers: Judged!

Interviewed Pee Wee Herman. Can't be all bad, I guess.

Friday, August 9, 1974

Richard Nixon: Judged!

Richard Nixon is a fat-faced buffoon. He will literally be found guilty of buffoonery. Ask me about it in 1987. It'll happen.